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“We Ain’t Haulin’ Chocolate Milk — We’re Haulin’ Like Heroes.”

These aren’t your average septic trucks…
They look like they rolled straight out of a Marvel movie and into your neighborhood to save the day (and your nose).

Olive drab. Bold branding. 2,000 gallons of raw power.
When you see an EPIC Septic truck pull up, just know:
Help has arrived.

Clogged tank? Overflow emergency? Grease trap funk?
Don’t panic — your friendly neighborhood sludge-buster is on the way.
Suit up. Pump out. Mission complete.

EPIC Septic & Service
Saving lawns, restaurants, and noses — one pump at a time.

#NotChocolateMilk
#SepticSuperheroes
#EpicSeptic
#MarvelAtOurTrucks
#AustinStrong
#PumpingWithPurpose

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“We Ain’t Haulin’ Chocolate Milk — We’re Haulin’ Like Heroes.”

These aren’t your average septic trucks…
They look like they rolled straight out of a Marvel movie and into your neighborhood to save the day (and your nose).

Olive drab. Bold branding. 2,000 gallons of raw power.
When you see an EPIC Septic truck pull up, just know:
Help has arrived.

Clogged tank? Overflow emergency? Grease trap funk?
Don’t panic — your friendly neighborhood sludge-buster is on the way.
Suit up. Pump out. Mission complete.

EPIC Septic & Service
Saving lawns, restaurants, and noses — one pump at a time.

#NotChocolateMilk
#SepticSuperheroes
#EpicSeptic
#MarvelAtOurTrucks
#AustinStrong
#PumpingWithPurpose

Hey Central Texas restaurant owners—
If your grease trap isn’t on a quarterly service plan, you’re playing with fire… and fines.

Backed-up kitchens, nasty odors, TCEQ violations, and surprise shutdowns? Yeah—those aren’t on the menu.

We just dropped the ultimate guide to why every restaurant needs a grease trap service contract (and a septic partner that doesn’t miss a beat).

What’s inside:
• Real risks of skipping grease trap maintenance
• How to stay compliant with Texas regs
• Signs your trap is overdue
• What makes EPIC the go-to for commercial kitchens across the Hill Country

We help keep your kitchen running—and your reputation spotless.

Link in bio to read the full breakdown and schedule your free consultation.

#EPICSeptic #RestaurantOwners #GreaseTrapService #AustinEats #CommercialKitchenTips #CentralTexasFoodScene #GreaseTrapCleaning #RestaurantMaintenance #TCEQCompliance #HillCountryBusiness #KitchenFlowMatters

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Hey Central Texas restaurant owners—
If your grease trap isn’t on a quarterly service plan, you’re playing with fire… and fines.

Backed-up kitchens, nasty odors, TCEQ violations, and surprise shutdowns? Yeah—those aren’t on the menu.

We just dropped the ultimate guide to why every restaurant needs a grease trap service contract (and a septic partner that doesn’t miss a beat).

What’s inside:
• Real risks of skipping grease trap maintenance
• How to stay compliant with Texas regs
• Signs your trap is overdue
• What makes EPIC the go-to for commercial kitchens across the Hill Country

We help keep your kitchen running—and your reputation spotless.

Link in bio to read the full breakdown and schedule your free consultation.

#EPICSeptic #RestaurantOwners #GreaseTrapService #AustinEats #CommercialKitchenTips #CentralTexasFoodScene #GreaseTrapCleaning #RestaurantMaintenance #TCEQCompliance #HillCountryBusiness #KitchenFlowMatters

🚨 AEROBIC SEPTIC SYSTEM ISSUES? WE RUN TOWARD THE PROBLEM. 💥💪

Your aerobic system isn’t just a septic tank — it’s a mini treatment plant in your backyard. And if it’s not inspected and maintained properly? Say hello to 💩 problems and 💸 fines.

✅ Certified Inspections
✅ Repairs that actually fix the issue
✅ Honest, fast, and no-BS service
✅ Central Texas Coverage

From alarms blaring to spray heads failing — we diagnose it, fix it, and keep your system running clean and compliant. Because when sh*t hits the fan... EPIC shows up.

📞 Call or Text: 877-771-EPIC
📍 Serving Austin, Hill Country & Beyond
🔗 Link in bio to book online 24/7

#EpicSeptic #SepticLife #TexasSeptic #AerobicSystem #SepticRepair #SepticInspection #AustinTX #VeteranOwned #ServiceWithGrit

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The Ultimate Guide to Septic System Management for RV Parks in Central Texas

Why Central Texas Car Wash Owners Need Grit Trap & Septic Service Contracts (and an Expert Partner Like EPIC Septic & Service)

Why Central Texas Restaurants Need Quarterly Grease Trap Service Contracts (and a Partner Like EPIC)

Why Property Managers and HOAs in Central Texas Need Commercial Septic Service Contracts (And a Trusted Partner Like EPIC Septic & Service)

The Ultimate Guide to Pressure Washing Services in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Lift Station Cleaning & Maintenance in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Sewer Line Cleaning & Inspection in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Car Wash Grit Trap Cleaning & Pumping in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Septic Tank Pumping & Cleaning in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Aerobic Septic System Maintenance & Repairs in Central Texas

The Ultimate Guide to Septic System Design & Installation in Central Texas: What Every Homeowner & Builder Needs to Know

The Ultimate Guide to Restaurant Grease Trap Pumping & Cleaning in Central Texas

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